October 1991. Jack Morris just pitched ten shutout innings in Game 7. The Twins are champions,
and Minnesota sits on top of the sports world. It will not happen again for at least 35 years.
You are the newly appointed
guardian angel of Minnesota sports. Your job: end the drought —
Twins, Vikings, Wolves, Wild, or a Gophers football or men's basketball national title.
The faster you do it, the bigger your bragging rights.
How it works: Time rolls forward. Suffering earns you Karma (+2/year, plus bonuses for enduring specific indignities).
When a real championship window opens, you choose: let it pass, or pay 25 Karma to chase it —
then spend more to bend the odds, stage by stage. Fail a chase and heartbreak costs you 15 more.
Odds are calibrated to what each matchup actually looked like. Reality went 0-for-35. Beat reality.